Daniel Oroel Bernad Ullod - 3ºC
JOKES OF HALLOWEEN
-Why didn´t the skeleton cross the rood?
Because he didn´t have the guts.
-Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
They go to Dayscare centres.
-What do witches put on their hair?
They put Scare spray.
-A vampire comes with the whole mouth brimming with blood.
Other vampire see him and say:
-Tell me Where do you get all this blood?
The vampire answers:
-Well Do you see that wall? It´s building with hard cement.
-Yes,I do.
-I didn´t see it!
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