Jokes of Halloween

Daniel Oroel Bernad Ullod - 3ºC

JOKES OF HALLOWEEN

-Why didn´t the skeleton cross the rood?
Because he didn´t have the guts.
-Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
They go to Dayscare centres.
-What do witches put on their hair?
They put Scare spray.
-A vampire comes with the whole mouth brimming with blood.
Other vampire see him and say:
-Tell me Where do you get all this blood?
The vampire answers:
-Well Do you see that wall? It´s building with hard cement.
-Yes,I do.
-I didn´t see it!

A NIGHT OF LAUGHTER

LUCÍA Fernández Sánchez 1ºB.

Today is 31th october, the day of HALLOWEN!

This afternoon my friends John,Pauline,Petter and me went to the Mr. Smith´s house we were dressed as vampires because we wanted sweets.

We knocked at the door,the door open but there was no one.We went to the living room,we listened to noises on the second floor and we up the stairs.We opened the door to the room and we saw a shadow then we ran downstairs.We were afraid,we thought it was a ghost,suddenly opened the door , we started to scream.Was the Mr. Smith,he said he came to buy sweets and he had a black cat it always made noise.Because we not wanted sweets we were scared.